The Sexiness of Pregnancy

Ok so this all started in my head last night.. what exactly is it that makes pregnancy sexy because I am failing to see it here.

*First your boobs grow tremendously ok thats kinda hot..

*Then you spend however many hours puking your brains out..

*You start gaining weight...

*Hair starts growing where?!?! Tell me why I have a happy trail now too.. luckily faint and blonde.. however.. Kenny was able to notice it... From boobs to HELLO..

*Then there is gas.. wtf.. Either I have a crazy uncomfortable bubble in my chest or burping like I just drank a 6 pack..not to mention other gassy places.. and yeah that was definately a first for me that I can ever remember... How embarrassing.. Im sure my face was red and NOT from laughter..

*Your boobs are not only huge and painful.. but now leaking what feels like the texture of maple syrup..

*You have to make sure you dont laugh, sneeze or cough with a full bladder..rushing to the bathroom first thing in the morning cuz lil one is now squeezing your bladder like a squeeky toy... there is always the possibility of peeing on yourself.

*Not only are you now leaking from literally every hole in your body, extra sweat, saliva, maple syrup from your boobs, but oh what's this.. Just when you think hey I dont have my period anymore lets throw away the pads.. yeah.. time to break out the panty liners because what do you know.. Yeah.. thats leaking too!

So please.. tell me... what am I missing about any of the above being sexy?
If sexy is walking around in a 9 month, hairy, liquid excreting, gassy, fat suit let me know Im sure I can win some sort of a crowned title.

Or maybe it's sexy cuz duhhh it's a sign you put out!

The verdict is in... It's a ......................................

Well after being jerked around at my OB/GYN appointment I finally got my ultrasound done and the verdict is in...




It's a ...................................................
.....................................Girl.. Yep another girl. Im starting to think my pain in the ass hormones have a tendency of chopping fetal penis' off. Hmm lovely thought aint it?


Here are a few pics of previous ultrasounds.. I havent had a chance to get the new ones uploaded somehow yet... Also my "bump" @ 4 months and my bump @ 5 1/2 months.. fun fun..

Brit in answer to your question.. Dunno.. Dont care bout where he is lol... But yes Ill post a pic of my "new guy" haha..

Patience...is not my strong point..

So I sit here waiting as patiently as possible knowing that the day after tomorrow I have my ultrasound scheduled to determine the sex of the baby. I am just a few days shy of 21 weeks now and it's driving me insane. Knowing that I am now a little over the half way mark to meet out newest little one. It's hard to walk past the baby aisles without stopping with the oohhs and ahhhs. Today when we went to Kmart to get a few more items for the girls to go to school I just had to stop and look. Finding the highchair that Kenny wants (seat goes all the way to the floor) looking at bottles and breast pumps.. stopping to look at the cute little binkys and nuks. I want to know and I want to know now! Am I shopping for tans and blues or am I shopping for pinks and purples?!?!?! I look like I swallowed a little ball now and Kenny jokingly tells me to get out of the baby aisle because everyone knows Im not pregnant.
Now maybe I am going a bit overboard but there are sooo many things I want done before the baby comes. I jokely told my dad yesterday his baby shower present to me could be new carpeting.. I want new furniture.. I want to finish painting this house, interior and exterior. I want to bring the baby into our finished home. Not just our "house". So far we have been doing really well with the whole 1 thing at a time step. As of Monday my babyshower planning will be in the works full swing. Kennys sister has been holding off until we know the sex of the baby. We want to have it early because Im due so close to the holidays, with people traveling, shopping etc. We wanted to make sure it's early enough so everyone can attend.
My brother and his girlfriend are due the last week of September! I cant wait to meet my little neice it will definately be a first! I plan on kidnapping her for a night or so for some extra practice brushing up on lil ones. So they better be prepared to hand her over!
Ok I've rambled long enough.. Time to do something a lil more productive..
Ta Ta

Pregnancy at it's best

There are things in life that I remember vividly and others not so much. Sometimes it takes a little refresher for me to recall things such as how my 21st birthday really ended up. I do however remember specific things about my past pregnancies. Both of which I found out about 4 months into... which may be why this one is so different. (Not to mention the ohh 10 year difference in age..)

Okay so with this one I may overreact oh say.. A lot! Every lil twinge, kick, punch or jump this little one is doing they make well known to me. Just about everything makes me cry.. I crave Pizza Hut on a daily basis.. Tums are my friend.. It hurts to sit up half the time after slouching.. There are many days where I think awww we are having a baby! Cute, cuddly, just after bath baby smell (though if you actually think about it completely wrong to admit to) the smell of fresh diapers after opening the package, lil eye twitches while in deep sleep lifting a leg to watch it fall or the same with an arm..

Others where I block out the world and terrify myself with thoughts of overly sore boobs, dirty diapers, falling asleep holding the baby and accidentally dropping it (Sorry S) sleep deprivation, stretch marks, projectile spit up and my least favorite.. projectile poop!

I'm not used to having someone to share my pregnancy with. I've been especially lucky this time. Not only having the love of my life here to share his support but also my best friend who is in the same preggo boat as I am due only 6 days apart. Though I do believe she is giving birth with a scheduled C-Section 1 or 2 weeks prior to her due date. I could be wrong. Either way Im glad I have someone to complain to about those oh so not cute kicks, jabs and internal rib stretching via baby legs.

I told K earlier today there is no way this little one is only 6 inches or so when I can feel it kicking and punching at the same time. Plus if 6 inches was true.. I wouldnt have just been kicked in the ribs. Well.. Surprise Surpise.. I was right. According to websites and "weekly pregnancy reports" Little one is 10.5 inches in 2 days. 4.5 inches is a lil to much of a growth spurt for 2 days when I will officially be 1/2 way done with this pregnancy! Yay. If there wasn't a little one who oh would get way wasted before I got even a buzz I'd so celebrate with a fat Margarita.. but no.. I will just eat a cookie and move on..........